1. V.O INTRODUCTION
In the middle of continues dispute between Israel and Hamas in west Gaza, a British net work sends it most serious and talented, blonde, stylish reporter Sheila Shield.
Her task is to sit on the “Press Suppressed Hills “and to whine about it…
Oops sorry to “cover” the war as she understand it, and twist it with some “style, glamour and objectivity” as it shown in the biggest net work ever El Jazira, or else she would lose her job.
(Hugh vicious laughter)
2. EXT. ON THE HILL – DAY
Sheila shield is now on the top of the “Press Suppressed Hills” with other reporters from all over the globe.
She is dressed up as a real war journalist ready for a combat.
Unfortunately the journalist are not allow to get inside Gaza, so Sheila sits there waiting grabbing a slice of pizza, and gazing at the “other side” while it’s being bombed.
(Holds a BBS Mick talks to the camera): I am standing here on the “Press Suppressed Hills”.
As you can see this is the nearest spot the press was allowed to stay by the I.D.F.
Apparently Israel has decided a different approach towards this war compeering it last war in Lebanon that took place three years ago,
But back then journalist were allowed to companion the Israeli troops and to experience the war in real time- live!! Wow.
That project named as:” watch us! Watch us- We are wining!”
Was sponsored by un official sources such as The Hezbollah.
(Getting Horney gesture)
Like Mosses so are we, allowed to watch not to enter.
Israel explanation was, that this is not the best season for tourism in Gaza and see the lovely archeology sights, and because there’s a lack of tour guides in Israel, so we’ve been told (wink) it’s better for us to stay on safe ground.
But is it safe (seriously)? I wonder…
(Starts to get mad)There is a big confusion between my colleges and I, and honestly huge disappointment from the Israelis. As you can see we are all prepared and dressed up for the adventure and nobody seems to care for cancelling our plans, not to mansion the fact that someone should speak the truth and report about the continues suffering of the Palestinians here … I …mean- there on West Gaza!!
This is Sheila Shield B.B.S NEWS from Israeli Hills (Take a zip from her scotch)
1. INT. GYNECOLOGIST CLINIC. DAY
Sheila shield is at the Dr’s clinic somewhere in Sderot, (sound of booming in the back) Sitting on the chair legs wide opened covered with a sheet, the Dr. is bended puling all kind of weapons (evidence for Hamas’s terror activity)
Sheila: I’m at one of the famous gynecologists in Sderot , the city that constantly was attacked by Qassam rockets (the Dr. comes up again)
Dr.: for five years now, and we didn’t respond!! Five years…
(Sheila pushes is head back there under the sheet)
Sheila: yes, yes… where was I? Well, as I said before I’ve decided to let the Dr. to take a deep look, while I’ll use this occasion to speak with Ahmad one of the tunnel’s diggers in west Gaza, an eye witness. (A Palestinian head comes out. Sheila points her Mick to the guy, while he mumbles all kind of things in Arabic and makes all kind of expressions with his face. Sheila looks quite serious listening and responding with expressions then she turns her head to the camera).
Yes well, I will try to translate what Ahmad just told me…
(she speaks now in Arabic accent )
The situation is really bad. The Israeli’s air force is constantly bombing,
People are running in confusion. They are stoking us on the phone warning us in a scary voice to live the houses because they are about to bomb. Women and children are dying from fear. We are really scared, we are poor miserable people what are we going to do? Our houses were destroyed. There is a huge humanitarian situation. Halla (pulls his hair) but there is something even worse than that…
Sheila to the man: what can be worse than that Ahmad?
(Ahmad answers with the same gestures Sheila nods and continues to the camera)
Sheila (translating): the worse is that Gaza is very dirty full with the Israeli’s warning pages. People are running everywhere, the streets are full with refugees, but Israelis soldiers keep pushing us from behind, crying “Yhalla Yhalla move we want to catch terrorists!” as if we were sheep. Israelis don’t have any patience. (Sheila pause then ask another question) sheep?!? (The man replays) yes –sheep, sheep!
(Sheila is now totally shocked) So what Ahmad just told us that, Israelis soldiers using the poor people of Gaza as “Humans Shields” really shocking…
(The Dr is pulling an invention card and hand it to Sheila)
Sheila (reads what’s in the card to the camera): You are most invited to join us to protest against “the slaughtering in Gaza” says -“THE UN BALANCED FIRST WIVES CLUB” SIGHNED ANNIE LENNOX AND BIANCA JAGGER (pause)
This is Sheila Shield B.B.S NEWS … (alarm sound. darkness)
Next episodes Sheila interviews Hamas Mickey Mouse
Shows how the Hamas manipulate then hide behind children.
Sheila is about to meet an American reporter and both will be B.B.S journalist reporting from Israel, but they are ‘hot and heavy’ (what’s war when you have romance)
Then Sheila will be captured by the Hamas and will become “Human Shield” her self.